CPseudonym
Moderator Emeritus
I'll just leave this right here...
The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody
was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer,
Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Opie
were all single. The only married person was Otis, and he stayed drunk.