1. Everyone has a photographic memory.
2He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
3. day without sunshine is like, well, night.
4. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
5. Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?
6.I just got lost in thought.
It was unfamiliar territory.
7. When the chips are down the buffalo is empty.
8. Seen it all. Done it all. Can't remember most of it.
9. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
10. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
He's electroencephalographically challenged.
12. She's always late. In fact,
her ancestors arrived on the "Juneflower."
13.    You have the right to remain silent.    Anything
you say will be misquoted,  and
14.    I wonder how much deeper the ocean
would be without sponges.
  5.    Honk if you love peace and quiet.
16.    Pardon my driving, I'm reloading.
17.    Despite the cost of living,
have you noticed how it remains so popular?
18.    Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
19.    It is hard to understand how a cemetery
can raise its burial costs and blame it
on the higher cost of living.
20.    Just remember if it wasn't for gravity, we'd all fall off.
 21.    The 50-50-90 rule:   Â
Anytime you have a 50-50 chance
of getting something right,
there's a 90%Â probability
  22.    It is said that if you line up all the
cars in the world end to end, someone
would be stupid enough to try and pass  them.
23.    You can't have everything.   Â
Where would you put it ?
24.    Latest survey shows that
3 out of 4 people make up 75%Â of
25. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
26.    The things that come to those that wait may be the things
left by those who got there first.
27.    Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.   Â
Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day
28.    Flashlight:   Â
AÂ Â case for holding dead batteries.
29.    The shin bone is a device for finding furniture.
30.    A  fine is a tax for doing wrong.   Â
AÂ tax is a fine for doing well.
31.    It was  recently discovered that research
32.    Everybody lies,
but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.
33.    I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a  few.
34.    I started out with nothing,
and I still have most of it.
 35.    When you go into court,
you are putting yourself in the hands
of 12 people who  weren't smart enough
to get out of jury  duty.
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