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BREAKING NEWS: Mathematics Teacher Arrested at JFK
A school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler,
a protractor, a compass, an ancient wooden device called a "slide-rule" as well as a code device called an "abacus" that he claimed was a calculator.
At a morning press conference, the Attorney General said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He did not
identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of maths instruction.
"Al-Gebra is a problem for us," the Attorney General said. "Al-Gebra has terrorized many young people for years. They derive solutions by
means and extremes and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values".
"They use secret code names like 'X' and 'Y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns,' but we've determined that they belong to a common
denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country."
As the Greek philosopher Isosceles used to say, "There are 3 sides to every triangle.'"
When asked to comment on the arrest, President Biden said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of maths instruction, he would have
given us more fingers and toes."
White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by a President.
ABC, CBS, CNN, MSNBC, NBC proclaimed Biden solved a problem created by Trump
BREAKING NEWS: Mathematics Teacher Arrested at JFK
A school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler,
a protractor, a compass, an ancient wooden device called a "slide-rule" as well as a code device called an "abacus" that he claimed was a calculator.
At a morning press conference, the Attorney General said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He did not
identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of maths instruction.
"Al-Gebra is a problem for us," the Attorney General said. "Al-Gebra has terrorized many young people for years. They derive solutions by
means and extremes and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values".
"They use secret code names like 'X' and 'Y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns,' but we've determined that they belong to a common
denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country."
As the Greek philosopher Isosceles used to say, "There are 3 sides to every triangle.'"
When asked to comment on the arrest, President Biden said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of maths instruction, he would have
given us more fingers and toes."
White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by a President.
ABC, CBS, CNN, MSNBC, NBC proclaimed Biden solved a problem created by Trump