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This is the first time in history we can save the human race by lying in front of the TV and doing nothing. Let's not screw this up!!!
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* Hey creative community! Just a reminder that Shakespeare was quarantined for the plague when he wrote King Lear. No pressure!!!
* Also highly contagious is kindness, patience, love, enthusiasm, and a positive attitude. Don't wait to catch it from others...be the carrier!
* Keep perspective: A Make A Wish family had to cancel their plans, and they may not get another chance.
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* Definition of irony: gas under two dollars a gallon and no place to go...
* Home schooling going well – two students suspended for fighting, one teacher fired for drinking on the job!
* Maybe now society will realize we can make it without celebrities and professional sports... but we can't make it without farmers, grocery store clerks, utility workers, and health care workers!
* Your grandparents were called to war. You're being called to sit on your couch. You can do this!!
* April Fools Day is cancelled this year because no made-up prank could match the unbelievable going on in the world right now.
* With March and April cancelled, the next holiday is Cinco De Mayo -Â sponsored by Corona.
* Stay inside, isolate or practice social distancing, clean yourself... OMG, I've become a housecat!
* September morning 2050: John opened the last package of toilet paper bought by his parents in 2020.
* Since everyone has started washing their hands like we're supposed to, we'll be working on shapes and colors next week.
* If you need 144 rolls of toilet paper for a 21-day quarantine, you probably should have been seeing a doctor long before COVID-19.
* Due to panic buying, Walmart has opened register 3.
* What if you had corona-virus and lyme disease?
* The kid I hired to clean up the poop in the back yard just realized I don't have a dog...#OutOfToiletPaper
* Pro tip: if you get pulled over, just start coughing.
* All these kids who have been learning Common Core math are about to learn how to "Carry the One" from their new homeschool teachers.
* That moment when you're worried about the elderly and realize that you are the elderly...
* Our cleaning lady just called and told us she will be working from home and will send us instructions about what to do.
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* Hey creative community! Just a reminder that Shakespeare was quarantined for the plague when he wrote King Lear. No pressure!!!
* Also highly contagious is kindness, patience, love, enthusiasm, and a positive attitude. Don't wait to catch it from others...be the carrier!
* Keep perspective: A Make A Wish family had to cancel their plans, and they may not get another chance.
Â
* Definition of irony: gas under two dollars a gallon and no place to go...
* Home schooling going well – two students suspended for fighting, one teacher fired for drinking on the job!
* Maybe now society will realize we can make it without celebrities and professional sports... but we can't make it without farmers, grocery store clerks, utility workers, and health care workers!
* Your grandparents were called to war. You're being called to sit on your couch. You can do this!!
* April Fools Day is cancelled this year because no made-up prank could match the unbelievable going on in the world right now.
* With March and April cancelled, the next holiday is Cinco De Mayo -Â sponsored by Corona.
* Stay inside, isolate or practice social distancing, clean yourself... OMG, I've become a housecat!
* September morning 2050: John opened the last package of toilet paper bought by his parents in 2020.
* Since everyone has started washing their hands like we're supposed to, we'll be working on shapes and colors next week.
* If you need 144 rolls of toilet paper for a 21-day quarantine, you probably should have been seeing a doctor long before COVID-19.
* Due to panic buying, Walmart has opened register 3.
* What if you had corona-virus and lyme disease?
* The kid I hired to clean up the poop in the back yard just realized I don't have a dog...#OutOfToiletPaper
* Pro tip: if you get pulled over, just start coughing.
* All these kids who have been learning Common Core math are about to learn how to "Carry the One" from their new homeschool teachers.
* That moment when you're worried about the elderly and realize that you are the elderly...
* Our cleaning lady just called and told us she will be working from home and will send us instructions about what to do.