N43 Genesis
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Back in the search again for a nice woman to do a circumnavigation with. I know this sounds pathetic, but it is hard to find someone who can take off for five years, or so. We need a dating app on this website.
Back in the search again for a nice woman to do a circumnavigation with. I know this sounds pathetic, but it is hard to find someone who can take off for five years, or so. We need a dating app on this website.
Too funny!Get a dog instead.
-Dogs don't cry.
-Dogs love it when your friends come over.
-Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo.
-Dogs think you sing great.
-A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.
-Dogs don't expect you to call when you are running late.
-The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you
-Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
-Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
-Dogs are excited by rough play.
-Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away.
-Dogs understand that farts are funny.
-Dogs love red meat.
-Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair.
-Anyone can get a good-looking dog.
-If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
-Dogs don't shop.
-Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.
-A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.
-Dogs never need to examine the relationship.
-A dog's parents never visit.
-Dogs love long car trips.
-Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.
-Dogs understand that all animals smaller than dogs were made to be hunted.
-When a dog gets old and starts to snap at you incessantly, you can shoot -it.
-Dogs like beer.
-Dogs don't hate their bodies.
-No dog ever bought a Kenny G or Hootie & the Blowfish album.
-No dog ever put on 100 pounds after reaching adulthood.
-Dogs never criticize.
-Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across
-Dogs never expect gifts.
-It's legal to keep a dog chained up at your house.
-Dogs don't worry about germs.
-Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you ever had.
-Dogs like to do their snooping outside as opposed to in your wallet, desk, and the back of your sock drawer.
-Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.
-Dogs would rather have you buy them a hamburger dinner than a lobster -one.
-You never have to wait for a dog. They're ready to go 24 hours a day..
-Dogs have no use for flowers, cards, or jewelry.
-Dogs don't borrow your shirts.
-Dogs never want foot-rubs.
-Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.
-Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
-Dogs can't talk.
-Dogs aren't catty.
-Dogs seldom outlive you.
HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE -
-Both look stupid in hats.
-Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.
-Both tend to have "hip" problems.
-Neither understand football.
-Both look good in a fur coat.
-Both are good at pretending that they're listening to every word you say.
-Neither believe that silence is golden.
-Both constantly want back rubs.
-Neither can balance a checkbook.
-You can never tell what either of them is thinking.
-Both put too much value on kissing. -
HOW WOMEN ARE BETTER THAN DOGS -
-It is socially acceptable to have sexual relations with a woman.
-Women look good in sweaters.
-Women leave the room to fart.
As someone(a politician I think) once said "He/She has all the qualities of a dog, except loyalty". An unfavorable assessment, I fear.
Lets see, anchors or guns, then again pretty female companions....hmmm think I'll go for Door #3, yep I support ya bud!
I guess if I have to have an N86 to get a woman, then I am going to be single for a long time.
You're definitely gonna have to add a lot more information to your profile..or at least a photo of the boat!
I actually think you're going about it backwards. Not many women these days would even THINK of agreeing to head out to sea with a man they barely know...so first put some effort into meeting women who are good company and also consider you to be. Put some time and effort into turning that into a real relationship and THEN try to talk her into living on a boat for a while. But before she'll agree to do that, she's gotta want to live with YOU, even platonically, for a while!
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they're afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, the sometimes take apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easier to get. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along-- the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.