I understand paddle boards, but for the life of me, I don't understand Harley Davidsons. And I ride. No offense to HD riders, but if I won one in a lottery, I'd ride it once (maybe) and sell it.
I tell my non biking friends, Harley's look mean but they are pussy cats in the motorcycle world. I have owned Suzuki's, some Chinese built 125 CC bike that was slower than a Honda 90 (back in the late 60's) and a BMW K bike.
The first Suzuki I owned was a 750, scared the **** out of me. My second Suzuki was an 1100 Shaft drive, a great cruising bike that was also capable of scaring the **** out of me. I bought the BMW 750 K bike on a whim after owning the two Suzuki's and what a disappointment. It didn't scare the **** out of me. It was probably the most reliable bike I ever owned, the kind of bike you'd ride around the world on, but it just didn't have the "oomph" the Suzuki 750 had.
I forget the name of the owner, but "Deeley" (?) was an early in with Harley's. One of the first bike cops in NA were in Vancouver. At a bike show I met the top bike cop, the Sargent who ran it all for Vancouver PD. We discussed how stupid Harley's were. He also rode a lot when off duty, taking vacations down to Florida on his Gold Wing. He said if he proposed changing the brand, he would probably be lynched. He talked about a poster in the bike cop shop that showed a cop with long boots, foot up on the bike, talking to a young child. He said that poster demonstrated the appeal of the bike, mean looking bike, tough looking cop, talking to a kid.
I had hip replacements and I needed something lower to the ground, crotch to ground distance and decided I would at least look at a Harley. I talked to the sales guy there saying I didn't want a pokey experience on a Harley like I had experienced on my BMW. He recommended I stay away from the "fully dressed" bikes, instead looking at the Sport model with some mods, then he said I might be happy. But amazing you can't buy a bike off the floor without mods and have it scare the **** out of you.