Make SOME people really stupid....
Unfortunately many ride them and the only boating experience they have is an 8 hour boating course. They get their certificate to drive it and they dont have any friends that know any better so their "learning curve" is essentially stopped until they find out the hard way.
But some are very responsible and know the rules better than many here...because they are boaters and PWCs are just one type of boating they enjoy also.
PWC started out innocently and then people decided to soup them up, racing them, the heard instinct, jumping your wake uninvited,
Is it your wake to control?
I never really understood people getting peeved at someone jumping the wake from their boat. If they ran into your boat I would understand.. but I have never seen that happen. Jet skis are just like roller coasters.. its not the flat part that everyone is there for.
I wrote this a number of years ago - strictly in jest.....
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It was a great morning. The birds were out. A cool mist had formed along the surface of the mirror-like water. I hardly had needed to anchor last night. Everything was so still. Nature was holding her breath. A hot cup of coffee, and everything was perfect. Until…
I first heard it coming from around the western point of the cove. It was sort of a ringing sound. As it grew louder, it also got deeper in tone. Then, as it came around the treeline, the noise increased by at least 30dB. If the birds were still there singing, I wouldn’t have known it. Compared to just moments earlier, the noise was deafening. It was yet another PWC.
I scrambled down the companionway and rotated the 200amp selector switch 90 degrees to engage the large, dedicated, battery bank I had just finished checking the water level on the night before. I hesitated a second, and then pushed the black button labeled, “POWER”. The cabin lights dimmed for a second as the huge capacitive load of the pre-feeder circuit engaged.
I had just installed the thing. It was a Varstenberg X8TR. The highest capacity fusion cannon made by the the off-shore company’s secret service. The X8TR came standard with a neon green laser sight (better for daylight), an electro-inductive pre-feeding booster circuit (now engaged and severely tapping my house bank), and a digital GPS-locating range finder with heat-seeking optimizer.
As I singlehand most of the time, I didn’t opt for the hand-geometry based owner-security system. Besides, it added about $10,000. to the cost!
The installation next to the hawse-pipe in the anchor locker was tricky. I hadn’t counted on the sheer size of the unit. Some precise cuts with my handy Dremel tool made things go a little better.
There were many questions I still had – because I still hadn’t fired it. Were the 1in. diameter bolts big enough? What would the recoil impact be? Should I put a longer snubber on the anchor rode? What about the scorch marks bound to be left on the bowsprit? None of that mattered now….
I flipped the switch for the Varsten’s raw water cooling system. The surge at the surface of the water was very evident. There was a mini “water tornado” now present next to the hull, making a gurgling sound. I was glad I had up-sized the thru-hull to a full two inches over the recommended size.
By now the “Craft” was well past the point and was becoming centered in the cove’s opening to the large water. I am not sure if he saw me or not.
The fusion cannon’s display now said, “READY”.
The PWC turned and headed straight for me. I could hear the RPM’s of the two-stroke increase to near redline. I guess he had seen me and I tried to figure out his plan. Was it the “do donuts around the boat until it is rocking uncontrollably” trick? Or the “idle-to-full-speed-and-back” throttle action to make the most noise possible? Or was it the “head straight at the boat and turn at the last minute hoping not to kill anybody”?
I don’t think so.
The green-laser sight panel was already flipped down from the dodger’s main support bar. The PWC was showing up as a small red blip on the left edge of the display. I pushed the x10 magnifier and voila! There it was. The GPS locator said that the blast would take 0.07mSec to reach the target.
I decided not to turn on the heat-sinking optimizer because the rooster tail spraying up from the back of the PWC might distract the software algorithm in the unit. I think I saw him straighten up a little as he heard the whine of the fusion coupler’s accumulator as it spun up to its final, maximum RPM. The display switched to read “ARMED”.
I mumbled “Homie don’t play ‘dat” as I pushed the “AWAY” button.
I think I spilled some of my coffee.
Jet skis are just like roller coasters.. its not the flat part that everyone is there for.
HOLLYWOOD
What was the reason for going so close to the ship?
At first I though the jet skier was looking to launch off of the ship's wake but there does not seem to have been enough wake to launch off of?
The level of utter stupidity on display here is monumental. Biblical. Galactic.
This idiot was in mortal peril in the opening frame of this video, and then just doubled down every two seconds until what should have been the moment of his death.
Stay. Away. From. Ships.
I honestly think he was not that good on a stand up Jet Ski. They are difficult to ride if you are not experienced on them. I think he got to leaning toward the ship and could not stop his "lean" hence his "feathering" of the throttle. Any experienced stand up jet skier would have been on that throttle and out of there. He was in a state of "continuously crashing".
Very little knowledge of jet skis but on a motorcycle you have steering as long as you are moving. In airplanes control response is proportional to velocity of air going over the control surfaces so other than on the ground and very close to stall speed you have pretty good control although it may require a bit more movement of the controls.
However my very limited experience and mechanical understanding of jet skis is that the ONLY control mechanism built into a jet ski is the direction and magnitude of the water jet coming out of the nozzle? On a jet ski turning the nozzle would have no effect unless there is a jet a water coming out the the nozzle. So on a jet ski no throttle no turning?
I do agree that any time you have your vehicle under control applying more throttle is likely to be a good way to get from a bad place to a better place.
What was the reason for going so close to the ship?
At first I though the jet skier was looking to launch off of the ship's wake but there does not seem to have been enough wake to launch off of?
Bank suction usually happens when a deep draft vessel is moving quickly in a narrow channel. Does not usually happen in open water. The reason it happens is that the boat displaces water and so is drawn into the side of the channel because water is trying to get back to fill in where the water was displaced. The QE 2 hit bottom in New England years back because it was moving fast through shallow water and the ship actually got sucked down by the fast moving water beneath the hull and so close to the bottom. It is sort of a venturi effect if I am explaining it correctly. So it was drawing more water than usual. They found bottom paint on a rock that was deeper than the normal draft of the ship.
If you look to the right of the frame in the beginning of the clip you can see the wake...
Very little knowledge of jet skis but on a motorcycle you have steering as long as you are moving.