Craig and Don, you guys should be atoning for your fuel-wasting ways!!
Bless me Rev Moon, for I have sinned. It has been forever since my last confession.
When I was 6, I failed to allow my little brother's bathtub toy tug (clearly the stand-on vessel as I recall) right of way as I rammed him in his fwd stbd quarter. (It sank and he cried....VICTORY!)
At age 14, I allowed my sister's friend to paddle the canoe from the aft position even though she knew nothing about boats...but she was the cutest girl in the neighborhood.
(insert long dry stretch without boats)
At age 44, I tried to anchor my new-to-me lake boat with a mushroom anchor at a 1.5:1 scope! I returned the anchor to Walmart for a refund because it didn't work.
At age 55: I made numerous 12V terminal connections without shrinkwrapping.
At age 56, I enjoyed lunch in Napa via my boat with two buddies and enjoyed an IPA beer on the lido deck following lunch and BEFORE we returned.
I know that I have countless sins of omission and commission that I cannot remember now due to my failing memory and drinking habit. Please forgive me for those unstated sins. Maybe after another beer, it'll all come back to me. Standby for part deux!
OK...name my penance. Just remember that I am now on a fixed income. Bring it on.....I'm sitting down.